Very good Warrants๐ Carry on. (๐ฎ)
Lt. Cmdr. Colin has the deck.
Commodore Figtree will be in his stateroom if required, in extraordinary circumstances only!!
Western Squadron (Texas Navy) is excused duty due to hurricane mopping up operations.
SAN, RCN, ANZAC and RWN units are underway to fill in for Gulf & Caribbean Patrol duties until further notice. Welcome aboard POs Steve of the RAN and Elsrickle of the RWN.
STANDING ORDERS:
Steady as you go lads & lass. Don't rock the boat, Admiral's trying to sleep!!
Sub Lt. DG is assigned to Special Undercover Shady Operations until further notice and thus will not appear on the duty roster.
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NEWS BULLETIN
* Ken Thompson has earned his promotion to Warrant Officer, BRAVO ZULU Ken ๐
* Construction problems and budget overruns with the Black Budget project "Evolution" are causing concern and are currently under investigation.๐
Design Team, Chief Engineer and Exec VP of the yard are "assisting" enquiries. Commodore and I will do our best to keep it low key! Allocated resources may be diverted to other projects, depending on the outcome of the Board of Enquiry.
* Latest Sea Plane Tender of the NZ Navy is nearing completion and we are awaiting Sea trial reports. Due to lack of seaplanes in the NZ Navy members PMDevlin and RNinMunich are being contacted with a request to provide support by supplying, on loan, two PBY Catalina Flying Boats, in order to justify the acquisition of the tender!๐
* Sail Trainer Veronica is also nearing completion and we await sea trials with great anticipation.
Rumours of the invention of Retsina flavoured
chewing gum
during the course of the boat's development have unfortunately proven to be Fake Newsโน๏ธ
* We also look forward to the future addition of Gemini G10 to augment our Logistic Supply Fleet!๐
* Progress on our new, almost complete, Fleet Tug 'Taucher Wulf' has, understandably, been delayed due to hurricane Dorian. Update from CPO Cash Texas Navy ASAP.
END OF BULLETIN.
Signed: Doug, Fleet Admiral and Senior Nutter ๐