Hoorah! I was beginning to think that no one would notice …
Regret to have to report that you are correct Lt. Nerys 🤔
I have been kidnapped by the Modell SchiffsWerft Verein (with the collusion of the Mayhemers) and shanghaied as Technical Advisor and held under armed guard.😠
I am being forcibly (Owwaah!!😭) coerced to write this ransom demand of the MSW for my return.
Otherwise they will arrange for my Residents Permit to be revoked, my ships, stash, workshop and research to be confiscated and I shall be deported to Boris Trump land with what I am standing up in ☹️
Ransom demand for my safe release and continuation of my rights and benefits in the BRD is as follows-
A fully RC functional 1/72 scale model of HMS ARK ROYAL, WW2 version Pennant # 91.
Model Specification demanded for my release:-
Four engines with differential control of port and starboard outer shafts, mixed with rudder control (Of course! Ouch!!🤕)
3rd ESC for cruise control of inner shafts,
Functional aircraft lifts,
(Owaaaah!🤕 I’m typing as fast as I can a decent keyboard would help instead of this stupid touchscreen)
Airwing consisting of one squadron each; Seafire, Martlet, Barracuda,
At least one aircraft of each type shall be RC and capable of launch and recovery ,
Pneumatic assisted launch is acceptable, steam powered would be preferable,
Functional arrester cables,
Smoker,
NAV, aircraft landing and Signalling lamps,
Sound system with gunfire, NAV and Air Operations commands,
Full flight deck crew figures,
Functional 4.5” guns firing .22 air-pistol pellets (with smoke effect),
Flash, smoke and sound effects on Pompom Flak gun,
Rotation & elevation of all guns and cranes, (natch! Owaaah!!)
Ship shall be constructed in two sections, bolted together at double midships bulkhead with all electrical connections through D-Shell plug/socket.
Alu tube alignment jigs shall ensure perfect alignment of the hull sections, NO joint visible externally!!
RC multifunction combo of course, NO Telemetry function in TX/RX which could be used for tracing / tracking (Natch!! Owaaah!!🤕)
Model shall be moored at the south end of the Ostpark Lake in Munich at Midnight on 31st October,
(Haloween, how appropriate … Ouch 🤕… NO I won’t delete that it stays or I hit Delete ALL now! Owaahhhh!!!!🤕😭)
Fold-up
trailer
capable of being towed by a park tractor-mower shall be parked adjacent to mooring point.
NO COPS - AREA WILL BE UNDER RC CMERA DRONE SURVEILLANCE!
Nerys, Cael ei gynnal bwyty Ostpark, yn awdurdodi ymosodiad bom meddal cyn gynted.
Yn y CYFAMSER, mae pob uned yn gweithredu ar ei LIWT ei hun!!🤞
FLEET\\ , ******* ☹️
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