Cats Rule!

A German Shepherd, Dobermann and cat died.
All three face God who wants to know what they believe in.
The German Shepherd says:
“I believe in discipline and loyalty to my master”.
So God tells him to sit on his right side.
Then it was the turn of Dobermann and he says
” I believe in the love, care and protection of my master”
So God invites him to sit on his left side.
Finally, it was the cat's turn and God asked cat the same question.
Then the cat answers
“I believe you are sitting in my seat”.

Poster's observation-
So, contrary to Douglas Adam's contention-
The Mice DID NOT order the creation of the EARTH as a vast computer to calculate 'The answer to Life, The Universe and Everything'.
IT WAS THE CATS who created the Universe and knew all the answers already!!🐱🐱

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A wife asks her programmer husband to go to the store
‘Can you go down to the store, and get a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6.’
Later on, he returns home and she looks at his purchases and says
‘ Why do you have 6 gallons of milk?’

He responded
‘They had eggs.’

"Simple logic Jim."

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Did you hear the one about the Italian Chef who died?

He Pasta-way
Taxi for Fred

This is a very old one - but still worth a smile - apologies to any US navy members - no harm intended

humour around here is gettin' lower den da foil tip on a becalmed hydrofoil😁

Here's one

It's good to see everyone has a sense of humour 🤣🤣🤣
Philuk 👍

Doug, My deodorant does not say push up on bottom. However, it does require to twist on bottom so it not only smells good when I .... but feels good as well.
Lew

Nearly sprayed my keyboard with coffee when I saw this one!
Had to laugh out loud😂🤣

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same to you Doug and everyone else
Len