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    same to you Doug and everyone else
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    EASTER BUNNIESπŸ˜‰

    Happy Easter Folks,
    Cheers, Doug😎
    Young at heart πŸ˜‰ Slightly older in other places.😊 Cheers Doug
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    Hi PhilH,
    Here's your humorous pick-u-up for todayπŸ‘
    'A warning to those who denigrate us oldies'😁

    An elderly couple return to a Mercedes dealership to find the salesman had just sold the car they were interested in, to a beautiful young lady.

    "I thought you said you would hold that car until we raised the $75,000 asking price," said the man.
    "Yet I just heard you closed the deal for $65,000 to that lovely young lady over there. You insisted there could be no discounts on this model."

    "Well, what can I say ? She had the ready cash and just look at her. How could I resist?" replied the grinning salesman.

    Just then the young woman approached the old folks and handed them the keys.
    "There you go." she said.
    "I told you I could get this joker to drop the price.
    See you later grandpa."

    Goes to show; don't mess with the elderly.
    We may get old but it don't have to mean we get stupid.πŸ˜‰

    Chuckles All, Doug 😎
    Young at heart πŸ˜‰ Slightly older in other places.😊 Cheers Doug
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    Not quite 'dyke sheep', but on King Island in Bass Strait (between the Australian mainland and Tasmania) the saying is that 'when the wind stops blowing, the cows fall over'.🀣
    PhilH
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    Thanks I needed a laugh today life gets a bit much sometimes 🀣🀣🀣
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    It wasn't bad.
    I have another one too.
    We live in northern Germany, on the North Sea coast. We have a lot of dikes there. And the grass on the dykes is kept short by the so-called β€œdyke sheep”. They were bred specifically for this. Their legs are shorter on one side than the other side. This means they are able to walk along sloping
    dikes. But you have to be careful that they
    are walking on the right side, otherwise they
    will roll down the dike.
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    A Guy comes home completely drunk one night
    He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy.
    β€œWhere the hell have you been all night?” she demands.

    β€œAt this fantastic new bar,” he says
    β€˜The Golden Saloon
    Everything there is golden
    It's got huge golden doors, a golden floor, the works – hell, even the urinal's gold!'

    The wife still doesn't believe his story, and the next day checks the phone book, finding a place across town called the Golden Saloon

    She calls up the place to check her husband's story.
    β€œIs this the Golden Saloon?” she asks when the bartender answers the phone.
    β€œYes it is,” bartender answers.
    β€œDo you have huge golden doors?”
    β€œSure do.”
    β€œDo you have golden floors?”
    β€œMost certainly do.”
    β€œWhat about golden urinals?”

    There's a long pause, then the woman hears the bartender yelling,
    β€œHey, Johnny, I think I got a lead on the guy that peed in your saxophone last night!”

    😁😎
    Young at heart πŸ˜‰ Slightly older in other places.😊 Cheers Doug



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