And I thought the conversation might have been . . .
ME Printer, I need to print this page . . .
Printer NO, I am not printing it!
Me But, I just need to print this one page.
Printer No, I will not print it!
Me Why will you not print it?
Printer My yellow is low, I won't print it.
Me I only need black to print this plan page!
Printer I have plenty of black but I still won't print it.
Me THAT IS REDICULOUS YOU DO NOT NEED YELLOW TO PRINT A BLACK PLAN!!!
Printer DON'T GET SURRLY WITH ME! YOU DON'T APPRECIATE ME AT ALL! YOU
DEMAND ME TO DO THINGS FOR YOU AT ANYTIME DAY OR NIGHT!
I'M DONE WITH YOU AND SHUTTING DOWN!!!!
Me Oh! Dear Lord, why are all computers and peripherals of the female variety?