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Started by Martin555
16 replies 26 likes Last activity: 6 years ago
#17

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Your right I must be careful and we sure don't want to be black balled I will be more aware of what I post .
Rick
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#16

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Oh. And I thought a spark flew up his trouser leg, and then blew off his......knee caps.😊
I cannot promise to finish one project before starting another. I know, I tried.
#15

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Careful Rick.
You'll get us black balled!😮
😎
Young at heart 😉 Slightly older in other places.😊 Cheers Doug
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#14

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Benny Hill had a good one better to prick your finger than to finger your ?????? I didn't say it blame the udder guy
Rick
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#13

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"The boy had a pocket full of crackers didn't he?😁 "
No Pete,
He was playing pocket billiards!😮
Oh dear. Slapped wrist from the First Sea Lord again😔
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Young at heart 😉 Slightly older in other places.😊 Cheers Doug
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#12

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You no JB,
This hole homophone thing mite bee come a pane in the ewe no wear😮

Rick; you have given berth to a monster! Maid a few laughs thow.
I bough to your creativity😁
🙄😎
Young at heart 😉 Slightly older in other places.😊 Cheers Doug
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#11

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Re - Names don't count JB

You're right in the groove then Doug?, assume you have a router on your computer?😁 Hope you don't get plane bored during the hole lock-down. There might be a catch to going out driving as you mite strike a traffic jam and if you sore that yew wood knot want too sea another site like that as it goes against the grain.😀
Bad attempt at woodworking humor and wordz (well I have been up four 16 ours)
JB
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#10

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The boy had a pocket full of crackers didn`t he?😁
I cannot promise to finish one project before starting another. I know, I tried.
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#9

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Names don't count JB
No point in rabbeting on about it though😉
😎
PS "'The boy stood on the burning deck, whence all but him had fled',-"
That's not the version I heard at the rugby club!🙉
Young at heart 😉 Slightly older in other places.😊 Cheers Doug
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#8

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Don't ewe mean how wright you are Doug?

And a little recitation from Spike Milligan before I hit the sack

'The boy stood on the burning deck, whence all but him had fled',-
Twit!
JB
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#7

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How 'rite' you are Rick😊
Don't get a twitch about it 'cause I guess we'll never 'no'!
BTW;
What should a vampire never order in a restaurant?
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A stake sandwich! 😁😂🤣
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Young at heart 😉 Slightly older in other places.😊 Cheers Doug
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#5

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Been There. Got the shirt😀😀
Only old in years not mind or soul.
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#4

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Shucks🤔
Another 'thinks' bubble goes POP💥
I was so looking forward to the vid of you hovering around the room😁
Ah well!
Carry on Vice👍
Young at heart 😉 Slightly older in other places.😊 Cheers Doug
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#3

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Sorry Fleet,
I have a computer that thinks it is the boss.
I have just told it that it is hoovering not hovering.


Martin555.
If it looks right it probably is.
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#2

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Just 'Hanging about' were we V. Admiral Martin?😠
Are you going to share your secrets of levitation with the rest of the fleet?
FLEET// 😎😂🤣
Young at heart 😉 Slightly older in other places.😊 Cheers Doug
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#1

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Hi Guys,
I have had no internet for about four hours this morning.
So i thought that after the power cut we had on Monday it was only a matter of time before the internet went down.
I was about to phone the service provider when i noticed that i had knocked the plug to the router loose when i was hoovering.
Just thought i would mention it as the air was turning blue again here.
But all is well again now.

Martin555.
If it looks right it probably is.
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