Idiot of the Month

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#33

Idiot of the Month

Thanks Gents. It's sooo good to have friends! 😀
Shame we won't be able to see 90% of it though 🤔
😎
Young at heart 😉 Slightly older in other places.😊 Cheers Doug
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#30

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Doug,
RE :- Anyone know where I can get a kit or plans for a suitable iceberg!?

I have a couple of Margarine tubs leftover i might be able to make you one LOL!!

Martin555.
If it looks right it probably is.
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#29

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"But at least they usually go down in one piece Doug,😁(except maybe the Titanic)"
Models very probably JB.
I have a 1:350 Titanic kit, maybe I can test your theory 😁
Anyone know where I can get a kit or plans for a suitable iceberg!?
😎
Young at heart 😉 Slightly older in other places.😊 Cheers Doug
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#28

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They'd still roll to the center of the tank and under anything else in there...
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#27

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Perhaps my bench is over my test tank Doug😁😁😁😁???????? -could be an Idea, -it would be easy to find those small nuts and bolts we always drop😂

JB
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#26

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" That's because they don't float in air Rick,- had it fallen into water from the bench,-a different story😁"
What kinda subsea workshop are you working in JB?
Hope you've gotta decent rebreather! 😁
Sorry if you've recently experienced extreme flooding 🤔
😎
Young at heart 😉 Slightly older in other places.😊 Cheers Doug
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#24

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That's because they don't float in air Rick,- had it fallen into water from the bench,-a different story😁

JB
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#22

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Hi Rick,
When mass exceeds buoyancy on the wet stuff Rick dear old gravity takes over an' down she goes to say hello to Davy Jones 😭
😎
Young at heart 😉 Slightly older in other places.😊 Cheers Doug
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#21

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I'm not sure about gravity and a boat.Some time ago I watched one fall from a bench not the same amount of breakage but broken none the less.
Rick
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#20

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This is what happens when you are adjusting the elevator clevis at the elevator, and don't realise that the cable is unwinding itself from the clevis on the servo (DUH). Before and after pics (Whenuapai RNZAF base Auckland) Immelmann turn at 200ft and straight into the concrete runway at 80mph. Cosmic Wind 'Minnow' pylon plane with OS .45 FSR. Piston was 30 ft away, full tank of fuel vaporised on impact. Looked almost identical to the Galloping Ghost crash at Reno, - except vertical.

Notice how cleanly I hit the runway, you can see the wings and ground zero between them😁. Lucky the concrete was there to stop it, or who knows where it could have come out😂.
Believe it or not, the ailerons, wheel spats, roll bar, dash and tail were all used again in the MK 3 electric version. I've found that gravity doesn't seem to effect boats as much😁

JB
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#19

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Doug, my buddy did something similar. This was about 1986, my buddy Bill had a Gentle Lady 2 meter with an OS10, landing gear and 3 channels. One day he fired her up and launched without turning on the rx. She had a 4 ounce tank iirc, the chase team came back much later after losing sight of her about 25 miles out. She was high, circling and headed for somewhere between Oklahoma and Paris Texas😮
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#18

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Martin,
Très drôle!😂
I know it flew well, too well🤔, and caught every slight thermal, but twenty years aloft would be going some 😮 Maybe it's still trundling round with the Jet Stream?
😎
Young at heart 😉 Slightly older in other places.😊 Cheers Doug
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#17

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Doug,
RE :- last seen heading for Denmark from the east coast of England)

Is that why you moved to Munich Germany incase the plane crossed the border LOL!!

Martin555.
If it looks right it probably is.
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#16

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Hi Cash,
Oooops 😮😭
Couldn't you have just slammed it into reverse? 😁😂
Wrong type ESC I guess 🤔
On the other hand -
I never knew that the USN flew Kamikaze missions in the Pacific!
So I guess that, like me, after three lost planes (one literally - last seen heading for Denmark from the east coast of England) you switched to boats!
I can swim but I can't fly 🙄
Cheers, Doug 😎
Young at heart 😉 Slightly older in other places.😊 Cheers Doug
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#14

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Aha!
I know you worked in a shipyard Martin.
Just wondering - wasn't you who wired up the motas in the T45s was it!? 😮😁
😎
Young at heart 😉 Slightly older in other places.😊 Cheers Doug
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#13

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Hi Bill,

RE :- colour blind to red and black wires.

When i left school and became an electrician I was never once asked if i was colour blind.

Congratulations on becoming a Lieutenant Commander.

Martin555.
If it looks right it probably is.
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#12

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Thanks Lad's, its just that I know that the esc goes into channel 4 on my set but for some reason I kept putting it into channel 3.

Before you ask I used to fly drones that is why the esc is on channel 4 and not 3, and I am to lazy to do the swop over.

Fred
That's all right, Mr Ryan. My Morse is so rusty, I could be sending him dimensions on Playmate of the Month.
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#11

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Hi RNinMunich

I only have black coffee and no sugar

Fred
That's all right, Mr Ryan. My Morse is so rusty, I could be sending him dimensions on Playmate of the Month.
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#10

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Okay y’all, long story. I used to fly RC combat, got pretty decent at it, we originally started flying 12th scale fighters and dive bombers made up of blue foam, glasses wings, and stock .15 to .25 engines. My favorite was the SBD Dauntless. Being a dive bomber it had a lot of wing area and perfect moments and turned on a dime. I flew it mostly for fun, but she had her share of combat and had been “remitted” and rebuilt several times. I was putting the radio back well past midnight one night..I forgot to reinstall the snap keeper on the elevator pushrod. I discovered my error the next day at the top of a loop, as I had no elevator control..all I could do is throttle back, and salute (literally) as she came straight down in a 90 degree dive. My buddy pulled up and saw the whole thing. Yep, we all join that club at some time or another. Just don’t ask how I wrecked my 55 Chevy in front of our house when I was 17...😳
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#9

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Hi Fred If there were a trophy for idiot of the month you would not hold on to it very long. I know for myself I would be in line to take it from you.
Rick
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#8

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I believe that Coke does that as well Nerys.
A reaction with the C02 in it I guess.
Very 'icky 😝
😎
Young at heart 😉 Slightly older in other places.😊 Cheers Doug
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#7

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A similar thing. I was in a motorway service area, my friend had chosen a bottle of some non descript fruity looking stuff. She opened it and put in a portion of sugar. It erupted all over the table.

Nerys
When the winds before the rain, soon you may make sail again, but when the rain's before the wind, tops'l sheets and halyards mind
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#6

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Welcome to the 'Wally of the Week Club' Fred 👍
I joined a while back when I absent mindedly dropped my effervescent magnesium tablet into my freshly made cappuccino! 😝
Nothing happened for a few seconds -
then it went off like Vesuvius 😮
😎
Young at heart 😉 Slightly older in other places.😊 Cheers Doug
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#5

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everyone screws up sometime. Learn from your mistake
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#4

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Hi Fred,
At last, it is nice to share the title LOL!!
I have had that title for many many months LOL!!

Martin555.
If it looks right it probably is.
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#3

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Hi Fred.
We must all be idiots then 🤪 as I certainly fit into the been there and done that category.
I learnt at a very early stage in my boat/aeroplane building days the value of fused circuits.
It’s not funny when you become colour blind to red and black wires and the first you know about it is that horrible burning smell as you watch the plastic drip off the wires and components go bang ☹️😜.
Regards Bill.
Never give up.It will come right in the end.
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#2

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Hi Fred you are not on your own crashed several aeroplanes by not checking the receiver after assembling before a flight.
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#1

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As the title says I am the Idiot of the month, why you ask.
Well I tested the motor – esc and battery on the bench before placing them into the boat and all worked O.K, so into the boat they went, jump forward a year, fixed all the leads to the RX, low and behold the motor is now not working, so replaced the RX, motor still not working so not the RX, took a esc from another boat reconnected all the leads to the first RX, motor still not working tried the second RX again the same.
This is where I tried the lead from the esc in another channel of the RX yes it worked, NOW this is where it hit me that I was an Idiot, I had all along been putting the lead from the esc into the WRONG channel on the RX.
For me the lesson is learn to count.
That's all right, Mr Ryan. My Morse is so rusty, I could be sending him dimensions on Playmate of the Month.
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