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Alternative Christmas Quiz

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#13

Alternative Christmas Quiz

I’m using a couple of those answers at Christmas dinner tomorrow. Might get kicked out of my own house!!🤣
I hope we all have a Merry Christmas and a safe, happy and prosperous New Year.
Be safe all, and if you’re traveling keep the shiny side up and the dirty side down.😁
Cash
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#11

Alternative Christmas Quiz

WOW 🥴 all deciphered from the inside walls of an Egyptian pyramid Thanks Roy 👍
Red Budd
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#10

Alternative Christmas Quiz

And, another piece to generate groans!



My car broke down today

So, I had a look under the bonnet, there was a bat sat on the engine looking somewhat bemused.

He looked at me an said,”You are a very handsome gentleman and very nicely dressed too!”

I immeadiately saw the problem!

Bat Flattery 🤣



To one and all, Bonne Fetes etc

Tony(a la frog!)
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#8

Alternative Christmas Quiz

So dat whid you sean to may Rick?
(With thanks to Rev Spooner😉)
😎
Young at heart 😉 Slightly older in other places.😊 Cheers Doug
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Alternative Christmas Quiz

Rick,
"Wonderland You should sorly."
Don't make no sense!🤔
Nevertheless, good to see you're still around.
Trust the move in the new year goes without too many hitches.
No hitches is hardly possible I know only too well🙄
Seasons Greetings, Doug 😎
Young at heart 😉 Slightly older in other places.😊 Cheers Doug
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#5

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ewwww
So far my collection resembles "The Island of Misfit Toys". I've picked up several boats that are old builds and have been neglected. I'm giving them the TLC they need, hoping to bring them back to their former glory. Once I get enough practice/ experience I intend to take on a full build.
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#4

Alternative Christmas Quiz

CB
I leave my reply to Albert, see pic 😁
😎
Young at heart 😉 Slightly older in other places.😊 Cheers Doug
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#1

Alternative Christmas Quiz

Hi Shipmates,

An Alternative Christmas Quiz!

These questions have been created with the help of Psychologists and Neuroscientists.

Beware ⚡
Your scores may have an influence on your humour.

Questions:-

1. What happens if you cross a sheepdog with jelly?
2. What does Elon Musk’s Christmas Cards, say?
3. Who is Santa’s favourite singer?
4. How does Darth Vader like Turkey cooked?
5. If you eat Christmas decorations, you get?
6. Santa went speed dating, what happened?
7. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
8. Who's Rudolph's favourite singer?
9. Kate Bush has to turn her heating off, because?
10. How did Mary and Joseph know how heavy baby
Jesus was?

Answers
1. You get the collie wobbles!
2. Tes-la Season To Be Jolly!
3. Elf-is Presley.
4. On the dark side.
5. Tinsillitis.
6. He pulled a cracker!
7. An abdominal snowman!
8. Beyon-sleigh.
9. She's ‘Running up that bill’.
10. Because they had a weigh in a manger.


Sorry!

Regards Roy
Regards Roy
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